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And so we come to the end! All of the Star Wars films, and my opinion on them. I haven’t been thorough, and I haven’t covered everything about them. Heaven knows they’ve been picked plenty over the years. I’ve just given you my take. If it’s what you’ve heard before, then sorry. But it’s what I think. My favourite scenes, what I thought worked and what didn’t… all my opinion.

So this is the last one. Revenge of the Sith, the title obviously a mirror and reversal of Return of the Jedi – and of course, Jedi was originally titled Revenge of the Jedi until Lucas posited that a Jedi wouldn’t exact revenge and changed the title to Return.

Anyway, on with the film. I didn’t mind Revenge of the Sith. As I stated previously, I think that the direction as a whole Lucas took with the prequels might not have been the right one. Of course, once he started he had to see it all through. But, as it stands, it is not a bad ending to one trilogy, and it does do what it says on the tin and offer a transition into the next trilogy. We see the end of the Republic, the beginning of the Empire, the formation of the Rebellion movement, the birth of Luke and Leia, the ‘becoming’ of Darth Vader, the revelation that Chancellor Palpatine is in fact Darth Sidious, Obi-Wan and Yoda going into hiding on backwater planets… you know, the whole shabang. It’s a lot to handle with one film, and Lucas doesn’t do a bad job. Obviously, I have problems with how Anakin transitions from being a ‘mostly’ good guy to an evil one, but I talked about that before. No need for me to harp on again.

I think what fans have to remember, is that the films are over and done with. What is done is done. Good and Bad decisions on behalf of Lucas and company are set in concrete now and that is that. You either like these films or you don’t. I like them all. I have problems with some of them, but I still like them. That is what makes you a Star Wars fan, afterall. It’s something that all Star Wars fans have, that weird thing inside that can jump with excitement when you see or hear anything new to do with Star Wars. That’s what makes us keep revisiting both trilogies.

It is what made me do these posts, looking at what I like and don’t like for each film.

What I thought worked:

The opening battle sequence.

Anakin taking out Dooku.

Yoda and Anakin talking privately.

Obi-Wan and Anakin talking with each other, for the last time as friends, before departing on separate matters.

The revelation that Palpatine is the dark lord, and the Jedi confronting him.

Anakin deciding to side with Palpatine rather than the Jedi, allowing Palpatine to kill Mace Windu.

Anakin butchering Jedi, and as Code 66 goes out, the troops turning on Jedi all over the Galaxy.

Yoda v Palpatine – which I thought was a better sabre fight than Obi-Wan has with Anakin.

The final scenes, when Lucas sets up much of the original trilogy.

I think the Padme and Anakin scenes in this film weren’t as bad as they were in the previous two, and perhaps it was a sign that Lucas was getting used to writing their characters. When you see the scenes between Palpatine and Yoda (Ian McDermid vs Green Screen) you get genuine tingles down your spine as the pure essence of good takes on the might of pure evil. When you get to the Anakin and Obi-Wan final scenes, they’re a bit of a let-down. When Obi-Wan is pleading with Anakin to not go down the path he is about to, you get a sense of the genuine emotion in the scene. But when they start clashing swords, the emotion leaves the room so to speak. In Empire Strikes Back, you really got the sense that Luke was out of his depth, and that one wrong move could result in certain death. In Return of the Jedi, it was Father vs Son, with all of the emotional baggage that that entails. The final confrontation between Obi-Wan and Anakin should have been about Obi-Wan’s disgust at what Anakin had become, his guilt at perhaps falling down on the job of keeping him on the straight and narrow. Obi-Wan should have been more unwilling to take on Anakin, and perhaps a bit more back-and-forth banter would have helped to relay some of that to the audience.

But it’s all swings and roundabouts really isn’t it?

A little part of the film that always stuck with me. In Return of the Jedi, Yoda had to rest, and seemed totally at peace with the fact that he would be dying. Then as he died, his body became the force, much as Obi-Wan’s had. You had to ask yourself how this could be possible. Well, it is revealed in Revenge of the Sith and in the strip below. In Revenge, Yoda tells Obi-Wan that he will teach him how to commune with Qui-Gon Jinn. Qui-Gon has managed to become one with the force. The image of Yoda fading into the force always stuck in my mind. In A New Hope, Obi-Wan became the force but he sort of just blinked into nothingness. You didn’t see the transition. In Return, Yoda visibly faded into energy, leaving the physical plane entirely. I always thought that it was neat, Lucas showing you a glimpse of what the force is in a visual way.

Revenge of the Sith is a good film, and a good final act. There are bits of all of the prequels that are fantastic. There are some bits that are good… and there are some bits that are terrible. But everyone’s opinion on what constitutes good or bad is different.

Revenge of the Sith is good. Star Wars is good. I’ll keep watching….that’s all that matters.


Before we go, wouldn’t this have made a great poster? The knighting of a dark lord…



I like Attack of the Clones, even if it is a bit… well…. blah. You know what I mean?

The trailers for it were fantastically put together, riffing on themes and moments from the original trilogy, including the use of original trilogy music.

There are some great sequences here that are quite memorable after-the-fact:

The chase through Coruscant between Obi-Wan, Anakin and an assassin.

Kamino, the homeworld of the cloners responsible for the Republic (and soon to be Empires) clone army and Kenobi’s encounter with mysterious bounty hunter Jango Fett.

Kenobi and Jango’s little skirmish in the asteroid field outside of Geonosis, riffing on the Millenium Falcon’s iconic chase in Empire Strikes Back

The large scale land battle between Seperatist forces and the Republic, and the ensuing lightsabre duel between not one, not two, but three Jedi and Count Dooku – or Darth Tyrannus – a former Jedi Master turned Sith played by Christopher Lee.

Sure, the writing is a little clunky (isn’t it in nearly all of the films?), the acting at times terrible, the direction and cinematrography uninspired and the compulsory romantic scenes between Anakin and Padme do feel forced and contrived. But there is something about Attack of the Clones that keeps you going back. It gives a different flavour as to what a Star Wars film can be. Whereas Empire Strikes Back showed us that pulp-adventure-science-fiction could also have a heart, and have adults dealing with real adults problems (who is my Father, why is that person my Father, I love this person but does he/she know it, does he/she feel the same way?), Attack of the Clones shows us the more pulpy, light-hearted side of the characters. There is no area in this film that is especially dark. People said that Attack of the Clones was the prequel trilogy’s Empire, and I disagree. Revenge of the Sith is the prequels Empire, because the bad guys win. In Attack of the Clones, the good guys still win the fight.

The problem is, the battle has just begun. And that, we know, they won’t win…



For me, it was an exciting time. Born in 1985, I’d missed the whole Star Wars saga; so when they were re-released as special editions in 1997, I saw them fresh and new. Over the course of a few months, I went to see each one as it was released a little bit apart from one another. I saw A New Hope with my Dad, who after all those years of not seeing it found himself watching it like it was a brand new release. I saw The Empire Strikes Back with one friend, who fell asleep halfway through and was oblivious to me sitting next to him, close to tears, as Han was encased in Carbonite and Chewie yelled out in pain. And I saw Return of the Jedi with another friend who, unlike me, had grown up watching the films on VHS and loved them anyway.

Soon after, I got the gold and black VHS boxset for Christmas, and soon after that there were the first talks of a prequel film set thirty years before A New Hope, dealing with a young Darth Vader and a young Obi-Wan Kenobi…. I was thrilled.

I remember seeing the teaser poster (above) and being amazed that they had decided to take the story back that far. When you thought of them detailing the early life of a young Darth Vader, you imagined a Jedi Knight. You didn’t expect them to start off with him as a young kid, like eight or nine years old sort of kid. That surprised me.

At some point I remember the theatrical trailer coming out, showing a very cleverly edited version of the film which made it appear to be an action-filled extravaganza promising to top all of the films that had come before it. I was really excited to see it, as were so many millions of other Star Wars fans.

Now, everyone turns a lot of hate on The Phantom Menace, but I don’t think it was an actual failure. It had a lot to offer, and it had obviously gestated in Lucas’s mind for a long time. As he pointed out, he didn’t think that even ILM had the capability to film what he had in his mind until he saw Jurassic Park and realized that motion picture special effects were at the point where they could realistically portray a living being. I think it has some stand-out sequences.

The opening scene on the Trade Federation Battleship.

Freeing the Queen, in a flurry of lightsabres, and R2’s moment of heroism as they’re flying away from Naboo.

The Pod Race.

The little lightsabre skirmish with Darth Maul in the desert.

The space battle at the end.

The lightsabre battle between Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and Darth Maul.

In actual fact, I feel that the sabre fight between Kenobi, Jinn and Maul has to be up there with the sabre battle from Empire and Jedi as it deals with genuine emotion and real consequence. In Episode II, Lucas delivers an aesthetically pleasing battle, but it does not offer much in personal stakes or emotional content, and seems more an excuse to bring in Yoda and show ‘what the little frog can do.’ In Episode III, we get what is meant to be a fight between brothers, seemingly come out of nowhere. It has no proper build-up, and seems to just happen. That might just be my take on it, but I think he could have done so much more with it. Had it a real epic battle. But anyway, this is Episode I, so I’ll save that one for later!

This might be the most hated of the prequels, for its silly Jar Jar character, and comedic leanings (aiming for the younger audience) but of all of them I feel it’s the most thought-out. Lucas had given the themes and motifs of the film genuine thought as they’d batted about in his head over the years, and to me it shows. It is almost a mirror to A New Hope, in the way that the plot unfolds, and especially apparent in the end scene (what I jokingly referred to for my A New Hope post as the ‘wedding scene’).

I think that the real mistake Lucas made was not starting with Anakin as a teenage, and already undergoing his training, or just about to start it. By having him be a kid, he didn’t give himself enough room to tell the story he needed to, rushing the revelations in Episode III. Perhaps he should have started with Qui-Gon tutoring Anakin and Yoda tutoring Kenobi (he stated in Jedi that Yoda had instructed him). Qui-Gon dies, Obi-Wan is given the challenge of completing Anakin’s training. This could have happened in Episode I, with Palpatine and his apprentice behind it all. I would not have killed off Maul, either. I’d have kept him about for II and III. All of this should have taken place to the backdrop of a giant inter-galactic war. The Clone Wars. Instead of building up to the Clone Wars, why not throw us in (much like he did in A New Hope) and slowly reveal the intricacies and details of the conflict as he went along?

In Episode II, I would have had Anakin courting Padme (but not getting married – it’s too neat – they should’ve just been in love) and the ascension of Palpatine to ruling the Galaxy as supreme ruler and Emperor, much to the disgust of the Jedi’s who denounce him. Palpatine might then have declared the Jedi’s enemies of the Galaxy, and the real hands behind the Seperatist movement. His slight friendship with Anakin might have strained Kenobi and Anakin’s friendship, but not to the point of breaking. I’d have had Kenobi told about their love for each other, and possibly Kenobi or Yoda sensing that Padme was pregnant.

Then in Episode III, I would have had Anakin take on Maul, killing him without mercy, against the Jedi code. Kenobi would see this, and share his concern with Anakin and later Yoda. Then, it would be revealed that Padme is due to give birth and I’d have Padme give birth in secret, for fear of Anakin behind dispelled from the Jedi order. Later, she and the children would be captured by Palpatine (really bringing a sense of circular repetition to the story, with Palpatine encountering the children at such a young age) and Palpatine. Later, when Kenobi and Skywalker confront the Emperor to rescue Padme and the children, Palpatine would twist it that Kenobi is the Father of the children, and how Kenobi has wanted Padme for himself the whole time. This would result in the already frayed relationship between the two coming to a head, in front of Palpatine (much like the end of Jedi) but this time with Anakin choosing to strike down Kenobi – making the turn to the dark side by indulging in his rage and anger. Remember Yoda’s words: “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”
Somehow, though, Kenobi would manage to outwit Anakin and rescue the children. Something would happen whereby Padme died, seemingly as a result of Kenobi’s deception, and him stealing the children. Perhaps Padme would reveal that they ARE Anakin’s and not Kenobi’s. Kenobi and Yoda would hide the children, as the rest of the Jedi order is shown being hunted down and slain by Darth Vader.

Then I would have shown an aged Kenobi (though younger than he appeared in A New Hope) watching over a young Luke from afar, on Tatooine.

That’s my own take on how I would have handled the story. Everyone has their own opinion.

For me Episode I is Lucas showing he is still an adept film maker, and a thoughtful one. It has some fine sequences, and he does a pretty good job in kicking off the saga. In Episode II and III he got a little lazy. But then, with The Phantom Menace making for one of the top grossing films of all time, perhaps at that point he could afford to be.



And so we come to Return of the Jedi. It opens with Vader inspecting the new Death Star, and announcing the impending arrival of the Emperor himself. This will be the first time we have met Palpatine in the flesh. Then we go to Tatooine (the films going full circle, returning to the homeworld of the first film) where Luke springs a rescue for Han, thawing him from his Carbonite prison. Luke then heads for Dagobah once again, whilst Han and Leia rejoin with the rest of the rebellion.

Luke asks a dying Yoda whether Vader was telling the truth or not. Yoda confirms it, and drops another little bombshell which the ghost of Kenobi later confirms: Leia is his sister. They were born twins.

Kenobi reveals to Luke how he tried to train Anakin in the ways of the Force, and failed in the process. Anakin turned to the dark side, and in so doing took the rest of the Galaxy with him. He warns Luke of following in his Father’s footsteps.

“Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor,” he tells Luke.

Whereas A New Hope started things off, and set-out so much of the mythology for the films, and Empire created a deeper study of the main characters and their private and cosmic dilemma’s, Return of the Jedi is about endings and retribution. In Empire, Vader offered Luke the chance of joining him and allying against the Emperor. In Jedi, Vader appears to be consigned to the fact that he will never be anything but the Emperor’s servant. There is the reversal of Luke asking Vader to join HIM this time, to turn back to the light. But Vader has existed in the shadows far too long. “It’s took late for me, my son,” he says before leading Luke to the Emperor.

Everyone hates the Ewoks, and the battle on Endor, and in a way I agree. The whole Endor sequence is quite unnecessary. Surely the rebellion could have de-activated the shield surrounding the Death Star without the help of 2-foot teddy bears. But then, even though the concept is silly, you have to respect Lucas’s balls for sticking to his guns and putting that in there. Either that or the guy truly is a little nutty. Or… he just wanted to sell Star Wars Teddy Bears…. I think that the film would have been stronger, had Leia and Han been involved in the space battle. I understand that the battle on Endor’s surface is really a way of giving them something to do – because really the end of the film focuses on Luke and Vader.

The ending of Return of the Jedi is the real highlight of the film, with Son facing off against Father, under the deathly gaze and influence of the evil Emperor. Luke turns for a moment – only a moment – and nearly kills Vader. Then he comes to his senses and throws his weapon down, defying the Emperor. To kill Vader and join Palpatine is what he wants. Palpatine turns on Luke, crippling him with force lightning, as Vader rises to stand by his side. In a moment of decision, Vader looks silently from one to the other. He looks at the Emperor, his Master, killing his Son and acts. Lifting the Emperor up, he throws him down a shaft and then collapses in his son’s arms.

As the Death Star is rocked by the space battle going on outside, Luke drags Vader to a shuttle to make their escape before the Death Star blows. Vader won’t last much longer and asks Luke to remove his helmet so that he can look at him with own eyes. He tells him he was right about him. It seems that, after all, Luke asking Vader to join him had touched him. When he’s said “I feel the good in you” he had been right. Vader had been in denial of the small flickering light of goodness that still existed within his chest, fanned and made whole again by the love of a son.

Vader dies in Luke’s arms and Luke takes his body to Endor, where he burns it (in what we will see in Episode I) in the Jedi tradition of cremation. The only problem with the ending is the scenes showing the celebrations taking place around the Galaxy at the Empire’s defeat. The Empire would not have been vanquished so suddenly, there would no doubt be fighting continuing on for many years to come, between those holding onto yesterday, and those reaching for tomorrow. But for the purpose of Star Wars, and in wrapping things up nicely, Lucas shows it as ENDED and we accept it.

Vader is dead, and Luke is finally a man – and after confronting the dark side and remaining true against it – a GOOD man. Han and Leia are together, even C3PO and R2 are still in one piece. The galaxy is as it should be. The hero’s gaze across at the ghostly apparitions of Ben Kenobi, Yoda and Anakin.

In a galaxy far, far away… there is a happy ending.



Like so many Star Wars fans, this is my personal favourite installment. Everyone cites the fact that it’s ‘darker’ as their reason for liking it better. But I think Return of the Jedi was pretty dark in places, so I don’t think it comes into it much. For me, it was the fact that the Empire was winning in this film. In A New Hope, it was all about the rebels scoring one against the Empire; in this film, it’s about how much damage the Empire and Vader, its supreme sinister agent, can inflict on the rebellion. The group of friends we have come to know previously (Luke, Han, Leia and Chewie) is split, both in a physical and emotional sense. Luke jets off to Dagobah to find Yoda, whilst Han, Leia and Chewie are chased from one corner of the cosmos to the other by Vader himself. Han grows closer to Leia, and Luke in a way becomes more emotionally detached from the group as he focuses on his training and upon the burden of confronting Vader which lays so heavily upon him. When Vader reveals to Luke that he is in fact his Father, Luke screams and you feel that as much as he screams through sheer horror at the revelation, he must also be distressed because he knows that he is even more different than the rest of the group. He is a Jedi, sure – but now he is the evil henchmans son. As much as the uprising against the Empire is a matter of life and death to them all, the fight has got that little bit more personal considering it has now turned into a battle of Father Versus Son.

This is the first time we meet Yoda, and Frank Oz does a brilliant job of creating a sagely, but slightly senile mentor for Luke. In his most lucid moments, Yoda is capable of conveying the sheer importance to Luke of his training, of his destiny.

“That place… a domain of evil it is… in you must go…” he tells Luke at one point, shortly before Luke fights a vision of Vader. When he decapitates Vader, the helmet blows apart and we see it is in fact Luke Skywalker inside. I never suspected that Vader was Luke’s Father, so seeing this scene it felt as though it was a message to Luke saying ‘THIS is the dark side. HE is the dark side. YOU could become THIS.’ No-one watching this film for the first-time has an inkling that whilst the scene serves as a warning to Luke about the dangers of the dark side, it is also a pointer to the fact that he and Vader are related.

As for stand-out scenes, this whole film is an endless array of them. I have to admit I always found the battle of Hoth a bit superfluous. However I love the character stuff going on in the first part of the film, so for me that compensates.

The chase through the asteroid field is fab, as is Han’s ingenious method of evading capture by clamping onto the back of a Star Destroyer. Boba Fett makes his entrance in this film, and he proves to be a much better mercenary than his Father Jango. Lando’s deception and subsequent change of heart. Han and Leia’s blossoming affection and love for one another, culminating in that famous moment:

Leia: “Han… I love you…”

Han: “I know.”

Luke and Vader’s epic lightsabre battle – my favourite sabre fight overall of all the films – and the open ending where the Empire has effectively gotten rid of Han, Luke has lost a hand and had his mind totally blown, and the Rebellion is left out in space, headed who knows where, its direction and eventual destination possibly in doubt…

Irvin Kershner proves to be the best Director of all of the films for the way in which he balances action with quieter moments, and manages to pull a truly brilliant performance out of all the actors, even C3PO and R2. This film is Star Wars at its very best. This is what, to me, Star Wars is about. It’s about a small band of people standing up against the mighty Empire, against the odds, and it’s about keeping going even though you have less now than you did before.



Following on from celebrating May the 4th (May the Force – get it?) with about a billion other Star Wars fans across the globes, I thought about doing some posts and having my say on each film.

I’m no film critic. But I can tell you what I thought worked and didn’t work in each film. And I thought I’d start in the order that I saw them, so the original trilogy and then the prequels. The argument over whether to watch the prequels first or not, will be a moot point in years to come when future generations only know to watch Episode I first.

Sigh… So it goes.

Anyway, thoughts on A New Hope. I first saw this in 1997 when it was re-released as a Special Edition. This film has been so over-analysed over the years, not to mention the dumb ‘Han Shoots First’ argument that doesn’t quite make sense to me. Having seen the Special Edition’s first, I have no opinion on whether the Original Version is better than the version George tinkered with. How can I? It is as it is.

You all know the story. In a nutshell: Droids land on Tatooine with plans to the Death Star. They fall in with Luke Skywalker, who in turn falls in with Ben Kenobi – Jedi Knight. They go to Mos Eisley space-port, where they employ Han Solo and Chewbacca to fly them to Alderran. Trouble is when they get to Alderran it’s already been destroyed by the Death Star. They then get pulled in by the Death Star (That’s no moon… that’s a space station!) and two things happen. First, Luke, Han and Chewie go and save Princess Leia. Secondly, Kenobi takes on Darth Vader and sacrifices himself to allow Luke et al to escape the Death Star. Our little band of heroes flee to the secret headquarters of the rebellion and deliver the plans to the Death Star. A strike-force of rebellion fighters takes off to intercept the incoming Death Star. Lots of the guys die (including a fat pilot call – appropriatley enough – ‘Porkins’) apart from Luke and Wedge. Luke fires the lucky shot, the remaining fighters pull away from the massive Death Star moments before it explodes. Darth Vader is seen spinning away into space. Then we end with a weird wedding scene (haha).

Obviously don’t take my account of the story for granted. And for the record, there’s no way you are reading this without having seen A New Hope. Surely everyone has?

I always like the opening of the film, the droids going their seperate ways yet finding themselves thrown back together again. When you watch Hidden Fortress, you see how much Lucas took from Kurosawa. Anyway, the introduction of Kenobi is great, and Guinness in my eyes is the real star of the film. Who doesn’t love Luke, Han, Leia and Chewie? But Kenobi is the powerful, sabre-wielding granddad you always wanted, isn’t he? And bless Alec Guinness for putting so much into his performance, in a film where he gets killed off 2/3’s of the way through.

I was never really fond of the prison escape stuff, and the trash compactor (it was much better executed in Temple of Doom when the room with the spikes is coming down on Indy and Short Round) but the back-and-forth between Vader and Tarkin is great, as is the moment when Kenobi willingly allows Vader to ‘Strike Me Down’ and disappears, seemingly, into thin air.

And who couldn’t love the final sequence against the Death Star itself with the clock ticking down before it can fire at the rebel hide-away, destroying with it any chance the Galaxy has at survival?

I love all of the Star Wars films, I really do. But I have to admit that A New Hope isn’t my favourite. To me, it suffers a little bit from the same emotional detachment and stilted dialogue that was present in the prequels. Perhaps that is how Lucas really sees the films, as wooden serial flicks. I don’t know. I think if A New Hope had had a bit of the gut and heart that Empire would have, several years later, it would be a much better instalment.

A New Hope is the best entry-point for the series, since it was the first film to come out and lays out so much of the mythology… but in my opinion it’s not the best entry – despite some great moments.